POW #2: Satire Example

The author [me] is making fun of how much of an impact hispanics have here in the United States and how it would be for us to just plain out... leave. The hispanics just take the jobs no one really wants so I never understand when people say "They are taking our jobs". Next time just be quicker and maybe you'll beat us to it [job].

 I am trying to use irony and sarcasm.
Ironic because hispanics aren't all going to leave or be taken out. They are just too darn many! Lol. Also sarcasm because there's 'voices' in the background asking "Who's going to build my house..." and also the discriminatory people who always want us out.

The cartoonist is trying to say that even though hispanics aren't needed they actually do make an impact.

My name has no relevance to Suri Cruise

So every time I intoduce myself or meet new people, of course i have to say my name. Not until 3 or maybe four years ago did i have to hesitate to say my name. "what is my name?", you might  be wondering. well my name is Suri and no im not a female.

Yes, the first thought that came to mind was "Oh like 'Suri Cruise", right? After that will come this thought, "Isn't she a girl?". well you are correct. She is. I am not. I am a 17 year old male who just happens to have a boy version of that name.

This would have to be the hardest part of the blog right here... Suri is actually short for a longer name, so technically my name isn't actually Suri.

Born Lino Suriel Hernandez in Veracruz Mexico. I have never ever said that before. No one other than my immediate family knows that fact about me. I completely dislike that name. And well, my parents just called me Suri since a very young age so that one is the one that stuck on to me. Suriel actually is from the Bible and i believe it means "Command of God".

There you guys have it. It is'nt just Suri it's Suriel.

Sincerely
Suri Hernandez :)